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Voicemails (feat. Donny Yonder)

by Street Pharmacy

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Chorus
Leave that message one more time, I said, I said/ X3
You gotta leave it on/ you gotta leave it on/ you gotta leave it on your voicemail and sing the song/

Verse 1 (Unnamed Protagonist)
I used to know this chick, Yolanda from back in the day/ Her brother was a slugger; Louis-Ville doesn't play/ That’s what he’d say when he’d see me—no hello or hey/ “If you hurt my little sis, expect a hospital stay/ So me and Yola got to know each other, nothing risqué/ ‘cause every time I made a move her brother got in the way/ It’s kinda cray to stick around but now she’s calling me bae/ If I left her Lou would kill me but I gotta get laid/ She thought, “We can gain our freedom/ elope is how we’ll beat him/ He’s a pest, so leaving the nest and starting the next will supersede him/ Its not like this is Eden/ The fruit has not been eaten/ Lots of stress/ I gotta confess you’ll catch a beating”/ I chose another option for precautionary measures/ I moved away an hour so my ties would surely sever from Louis and Yolanda/ The scene was getting stale so I bailed/ and let her calls go to voicemail/

Verse 2 (Unnamed Protagonist)
I used to know this skinny Guidette from learning at Dame/ I saw her at a show where groupies be on their game/ And think it rains colour-currency, done up in vain/ She’s semi-naked in the front row, no one complained/ Because the skills that I possess had made me locally famed/ selling party culture music baby—sober and tame/ And then they came when I built it like Iowa games/ She went from ducking me in hallways to screaming my name/ I thought, maybe I’ll forego it/ like a young and stupid poet/ not the best but nevertheless I wanna caress my need to bone it/ The booty shorts are noted/ in touring vans I own it/ we’re tearing each other’s clothes off taking advantage of the moment/ She must’ve read my mind ‘cause she’s waiting back stage/ more than over-faded, a grade of ‘F’ is on the page/ She’s so sloppy so get off me/ and take the number for my cell/ but when she calls I’ll let it go straight to voicemail/

[Phone rings…]

Verse 3
Jesse James M: Hey yo dog! It’s me. What’s the deal?
Unnamed Protagonist: Yo, what up man.
Jesse James M: The show last night was wild! Crowd was going buck.
Unnamed Protagonist: Yup!
Jesse James M: But jump on your Facebook. There’s something you gotta see—that one skinny hoe?
Unnamed Protagonist: The one from the show?
Jesse James M: Yeah you know. She snapped a picture of the both of you getting real close; #thatshelovesyouthemost
Unnamed Protagonist: Awww… Haha!
Jesse James M: Her man caught wind of it. He took it to heart and is talking shit
Unnamed Protagonist: You being honest?
Jesse James M: Check the third comment, he made a promise…
Unnamed Protagonist: “Next time I see this kid, I’ma blow atomic,” what the? I’ma have to keep ducking this dude.
Jesse James M: Who’s this Lou acting rude with a shit-attitude? A pseudo-tough guy soon to be subdued so don’t sweat it.
Unnamed Protagonist: Hmmm…
Jesse James M: Definitive primitive type who’s initiating conflict on the Internet, shit isn’t right. So pay no mind. Get on the grind and don’t fail and when that girl call you back, let her get the voicemail and she can…

credits

released November 15, 2018
Written by Ryan Guay & James Morabito
Composed and Produced by Ryan Guay
Mixed by Mike Tompa & Ryan Guay
Mastered by Adam Tune
Cover Art by Jake Donaldson

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Street Pharmacy Welland, Ontario

Street Pharmacy is a Welland, Ontario based hip-hop-reggae-rock outfit concocted by the musical mind of singer/songwriter Ryan Guay. Street Pharmacy combines the honesty of 90s alternative rock, reggae grooves and lightening fast lyrical flow reminiscent of golden age hip hop. Fill your prescription today! ... more

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